"I’m already fed up with boys and I haven’t even had anything to do with them yet."
- Georgia | Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (via marielxare)
(Source : move-ddd)
Rules for girls
Rule One: Never use Kool Tan cream
Rule Two: If you want to get out of going out with a guy, tell him you're a lesbian
Rule Three: Avoid thongs because you don't want to be from Bulgaria
Rule Four: Listen to Pink Floyd
Rule Five: Do the pencil test to see if you should wear a bra or not
Rule Six: Refer to Women Are From Venus Men Are From Mars for help to do with guys
Rule Seven: Only carry out the elastic band theory if you are willing to have songs written about you calling you a bitch
Rule Eight: NEVER put Angus in the fridge
my-density-has-popped-me-to-you:
Just don’t watch Angus Thongs & Perfect Snogging with me, I’ve watched it so many times I can literally recite all the words before they’re even said
